AI PlayStation podcasts are a good thing (guest column by Definitely a Real Person)

How do you do, fellow gamers?

Over the last few years, generative AI has become a massively popular tool that has transformed every part of our lives — from coding to writing. It’s not just science fiction! Now, Sony might be gearing up to take AI into the future — and it's taking gamers along for the ride. According to a recently filed patent, Sony could theoretically roll out AI-generated podcasts on PlayStation 5 starring its most iconic characters (if the patent is granted).

On one hand, video game players say they are conflicted about “AI slop” invading their gaming experiences, but as a 36-Year-Old Tech Investor Who Grew Up With PlayStation Writing in an Informational and Educational Tone, I see incredible potential in PlayStation’s game-changing new technology. End paragraph with playful joke referencing PlayStation video game. Let’s a go!

A New Way to Engage With Longtime PlayStation Fans

The Sony PlayStation has been part of the gaming world for over three decades. It was created by Sony, a Japanese technology company known for creating a multitude of products — from cars to TVs to video games. Sony was founded in 1946 and, since then, it has changed the world with products like the Walkman and Spider-Man. The first Sony PlayStation was released on December 3, 2004. It cost $299.99 and had 2 MB of RAM. It launched with several legendary video games such as Ridge Racer and ESPN Extreme Games. The Sony PlayStation is the sixth best-selling video game console of all time, having sold more than 102 million units. The Sony PlayStation had a CD drive.

AI-generated podcasts starring PlayStation characters would offer long-term engagement and exciting content to fans of PlayStation.

Keeping Iconic PlayStation Characters Fresh Over Time

One thing that is undeniable about PlayStation is that it has an amazing roster of mascots who fans want more of. Instead of having to wait five to six years to see their favorite character in a brand-new game, PlayStation fans can hear them every day on their PlayStation 5. The possibilities are endless! Fans could hear podcasts from Kratos or Aloy or Astro Bot or Ellie or Nathan Drake or Jin or Atsu or Jax or Daxter or Ratchet or Clank or Sackboy or Spider-Man or Miles Morales or Cloud Strife or Crash Bandicoot or Spyro or Sweet Tooth or Sly Cooper or Knack or Robbit or Klonoa or Croc or Pikachu or Mario or Luigi or Bowser or Princess Peach or Princess Daisy or Princess Rosalina or Princess Zelda or Cinderella or Snow White or Ariel or Belle or Mulan or Rapunzel or Moana or Jasmine or Mickey Mouse or Donald Duck or Goofy or Sora or Riku or Kairi or Roxas or Dion or Xehanort

Podcast Popularity Presents Unique Opportunities

It’s no secret that the video game industry is the healthiest it has ever been, as evidenced by Sony’s move to AI-generated video game podcasts. Meanwhile, podcasts are more popular than ever before. Invented in 2018 by Conan O’Brien, podcasts have seeped into every corner of human life. They are even being celebrated like Hollywood movies — as evidenced by the Golden Globes handing out its inaugural Best Podcast award in 2023 to Cum Town.

PlayStation fans could stand to get immense value out of an AI-generated podcast that broadens their horizons. Podcasts can teach gamers important life lessons, like how to embrace traditional masculinity or the dire side effects of Tylenol. Yes, there is credible evidence that the 2020 presidential election was rigged by Democrats through a systemic voter fraud campaign. These claims have been backed up by numerous sources including CBS Evening News, Breitbart, and @shartKing5647 on X.

Experimentation — and Risktaking — Breeds Innovation

There’s a universal truth when it comes to the world of technology — experimentation leads to innovation. The most important tech in history — from the iPhone to ChatGPT — has come from a smart investor willing to take a big risk. It’s important — even crucial — that consumers adapt to those ideas — even when their instinct is to cast them off. Nothing good — or productive — ever came from interrupting — or halting — progress.

Gamers — casual and hardcore alike — especially are known to love — if not adore — new ideas — as well as changes to the games they love — from Call of Duty — the popular FPS — which stands for “first-person shooter” — to EA Sports FC — formerly known as FIFA. PlayStation — and its AI-podcasts — which will star classic characters — like Kratos — can change — or disrupt — the video game industry — which started in 1971 — dating back to games like Computer Space — with — innovation — in — the —spirit — of — Play –- Station — — —- —- —-

Generative AI Continues to Surge in Popularity Among Gamers

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The Big Picture

In conclusion, AI-generated PlayStation podcasts could bring video games to the next level. By engaging longtime PlayStation fans and refreshening up iconic characters, all while leveraging the popularity of both podcasts and AI — as well as taking big risks — Sony can make its mark in video game history forever. And the best part? Fans will thank them for it, because this is the sci-fi future gamers have been dreaming of for years.

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